Now don't get me wrong i love trachys but i thought this was funny.

Here it is:
A group of Trachycarpus and one lone Phoenix palm get chopped down
for fire wood. They all go to Palm Heaven and because of the grief
they have experienced, the palm God decides to grant them one wish
each. The Trachys all scramble to line up for their wish and push the
poor Phoenix palm to the very end of the line. God asks the first
Trachy in line what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous" it says, and
so God snaps his fingers and it is done. The second Trachy in line
hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too". Another snap of
God's fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the
Phoenix palm at the end of the line starts laughing its head off.
Finally, God reaches the Phoenix palm and asks what its wish will be.
The Phoenix calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".