Some email jokes are so funny they need to be shared:
SIGNS:
Warning: children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
Extreme fire hazard: don't even fart in the forest.
We love kids but please keep your kids at your table: unattended children will be given a shot of Espresso and a free puppy.
(zoo sign) Do not stand, sit, climb, or lean on fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick.thank you.
Go Ahead, Drink and Drive: (direction arrows) jail, hospital, morgue.
No trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
(photo of a big dog) I make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds, can you?
Drive slow, see our village. Drive fast, see our judge. Speed limits strictly enforced.
(bar sign) Special: 2 drinks for the price of 2 drinks.
Any additional ones?
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Funny Signs
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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.